Category: Doom Porn

Your Ass on Tinder

So, you are considering joining Tinder to find love?

If you are a girl reading this, take your shot. There are plenty of good, lonely men out there naive enough to think they have a chance. And they might have a chance to meet you, you will be spoiled for choice, don’t get lost in the selection process.

75% of Tinder users are men, although I read even more damning statistics. Women are very discriminatory on the site, they have to be.

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But if you are a man, unless you are a Top G, don’t bother with Tinder, you will hardly get any matches and you really are better off just finding yourself some social life, where you can meet and talk to women.

The 25% of female users are usually not the best selection from the female population. There is a small chance you can bump into a decent girl but usually the girls on Tinder are somehow damaged or low grade, and trust me, single mothers and leftover women after 30 are the least of your worry. A friend of mine is a good looking guy and he pulled a pornstar from there. Normal girls don’t need Tinder to find a mate.

There is also a category of women that go there only to catch compliments from simps. So don’t be surprised when they flake on you.

Confidence Boosting Procrastination?

A lot of them have relationships outside Tinder and are either just getting a boost from matches or in the worse case they are looking to cheat. In the latter case, they are not the kind of girl you are looking for anyway unless you are looking for a hook up.

In my opinion, no good girl should have a Tinder or Instagram on her phone, and her use of other social platforms should be minimal. What do you think they have these apps for, young man?

Chad Tony Makes the Girls Cry

Funny shit from the UK, a geezer with facial tattoos dumped his British babe, Lorna for a Ukrainian refugee named Sofia Karkadym. I think I already saw this story.

Now Tony the Chad got bored of Sofia’s antics and threw her out of the house. From what I read Sofia was angry and tried to break into the house, she received a restraining order.

Apparently, Tony is a bum that spends his hard earned cash in online casinos. All I can say to Lorna and Sofia is get grip, you chose poorly.

Logic is Lost on These People

Are Putin’s partners calling for sanctions on Russia to be scrapped because they are working, that is they are hurting Russia? Do you think the Russian economy, and the well-being of the Russian people are the first things on Orban’s mind? Meanwhile, in the Czech Republic, glassworks, ceramics factories are closing because sanctions against Russia. No gas motherfucka, no gas.

Nothing runs without cheap gas. If sanctions are working, they are working against European industries. This I believe is the real aim of the sanctions, to destroy the European economy, so that we are dependent on the United States. Meanwhile Russia will redirect its exports towards China.

7 Euro Bread

This is true doom porn my friends…

Bakery: We are closed but not bankrupt yet. Energy got so expensive. We can’t offer bread for 7 euros. We will open again in spring but we are not sure.

Plus bonus, energy saving blackouts. Fuck you, I need to calculate my astrology project. If I am met with a blackout in our electrical energy exporting country, I will join the protesters in Prague.

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No More Beer

First Breweries stop production because they have no CO2 for their bottles.

Do you get the significance of this? Breweries in the German states were established by local rulers and nobility to keep the population content. What do you think will happen to people that have lost their jobs, received exuberant bills for their gas, and can’t even have a cold beer to flush their sorrows? They will turn into beasts!!!