What’s up FBI, You no Longer Want to Talk to Prigozhin?
How do you practice self-care?
I try to sleep well, which is not always possible.
Women of OceanGate
So inspirational…
No old white guys…
Who writes this shit?
Nuclear levels of feminism…
Don’t Mix LSD with Vodka Before Sleep
White Coat Guard: “I am foretelling the future: Prigozhing, together with his Wagner mercenaries is going to take over the government in Russia. He releases Navalny and they form a duomvirat while they institute shock reforms, together they are mercilessly fighting corruption, Navalny is investigation and Prigozhin is enacting the punishment.”
Tius: “I would suggest you don’t drink vodka with LSD before sleep.”
It is funny that they imagine Prigozhin, who has been in prison for armed robbery and Navalny that has a reputation for being a thieving asshole among Russian liberals as fighters against corruption. This is some warped reality.
How do you waste the most time every day?
At work…
Piggy 🐷 Wants a Holiday in Crimea
Our obese minister of foreign affairs, Jan Lipavský…
He needs to hit the gym to get some beach body. But he will get a dick and not Crimea…
Tank People
Images from Wagner’s uprising in Rostov are coming through. Unfortunately, Prigozhin played too much war, and has gone nuts. Oh well…
Which food, when you eat it, instantly transports you to childhood?
Shitty school cafeteria food in the Czech Republic. Nothing has changed, it probably became worse.
Yoda
Baby Yoda
Because apparently, baby Yoda from Disney Star Wars is better than the OG Cheburashka…
Who is your favorite historical figure?
I like Napoleon Bonaparte. He hailed from a backwater province and brought lasting changes to the European continent that even his opponents weren’t willing to undo.
