Category: Funny

Winter is Coming Kukusiki

And you will all freeze. But don’t worry, your suffering will defeat Sauron, Voldemort, Putler, and all the mean baddies that threaten the globalist interests. You will be a hero, and will get a lollipop… in your arse. And if you are really good at supporting all the current things, you will be named the citizen of the year, and will receive a tour to Gay Pride in Berlin the next spring, where you can warm up.

Men on Rotation, the Gaggle

So I discovered the above publication, below I quote from its description on Amazon:

The Gaggle captures the zeitgeist of today’s “post-dating” world, where the rules for sex, dating, and relationships have completely changed. Instead of dating, women collect a “gaggle” of men who orbit around them, occupying both romantic and platonic roles, but ultimately revealing who and what they want.

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The gaggle is the group of guys in your life who play different roles, fulfill different needs, and help you figure out who you are, what you want, and what kind of relationship you ultimately desire. Though no two gaggles are alike, there are 10 types of men a gaggle might include, such as the Ex-Boyfriend Who’s Still Around, the Ego Booster, the Hot Sex Prospect, and the Boyfriend Prospect. Romance, excitement, self-discovery, love… all this will be yours, once you stop stressing about dates, labels, and expectations and start thinking of each man you know and meet as a potential guy in your gaggle.

Men should know that their romantic prospects may not see them as their boyfriend but only as a guy she currently offers her ass to, or even worse, does not offer anything and only manipulates his desire to weasel out goodies…

Women these days have shit for brains thanks to publications such as the above. And unfortunately, encouraging such behavior will lead to many lonely women and bitter men that will treat women like shit. (But sometimes I think the latter is what women want)

The alpha Chad that gets the sex does not get a relationship, the average dude scrapes the bottom of the barrel, and vast swaths of men don’t get any action at all. And I speak of the sexual side only.

There is a growing contingent of men that have checked out completely from dating. They don’t bother approaching women, swiping on Tinder, or socializing. The juice is not worth the squeeze.

In fact, you are reduced to a guy that bangs her at that specific time, that is if you don’t allow yourself to be manipulated into serving the queen like a drone, without ever getting any.

The Sacred Ukrainian “Fuck All”

Below is a meme that features objects in Crimea constructed under Russian rule, which contrasts with the time Ukraine was in power, when nothing at all was built…

We see the Kerch Strait bridge, several power plants, a highway, an airport, and the restored summer camp ARTEK. The meme says “In these places, the sacred Ukrainian “fuck all” could have been found.”