Category: Cringe

North Korea Executed Dudes Who Made Fruit Island AI Slop

Thou shall not make AI slop!

So apparently, word has been smuggled out of the hermit kingdom about two dudes that were executed for making AI Fruit Island. Fruit Island is this AI generated shit where anthropomorphic fruit romance each other. Provided that the story is even true, it must have been somebody with an access to a computer in DPRK, 🇰🇵 and I doubt people have access to computers just as readily. So provided the authors of the above didn’t pull this out of their asses, the individual was some serious person.

Wilde Schweine

So, the crowd funding organization that collects money for weapons for Ukraine, Dárek 🎁 pro Putina published the above video and I had to save it on my video dump for future generations to see. They want to release wild swine on the Russians.

Some of my long time readers that remember me from Austere Insomniac, my old blog that I nuked in depression talking about Ukraine becoming a place for wild boars 🐗 and feral hogs 🐷. Because sooner or later, emigration, low birthrates, and now war will remove people from Ukraine and create space for other species to flourish. And idiots from Dárek 🎁 pro Putina are only accelerates this process, which was apparent long before the first shots were fired.

And may the Horned God forgive their sorry asses because they know not what they do.

3D Printed Zelensky

Absolute cringe…

A Czech primary school plans to install a 3D printed bust of Zelensky. This was reported by Filip Landkammer, a Czech parliamentarian on Facebook.

A small search of the Internet revealed that the Czech company, Průša, who are pioneers in 3D printing offers a 3D model of Zelensky. But of of the many 3D models online, the school has chosen this. 😆👌 School suck ass, it always sucked a massive ass. And the sooner the world moves away from this system, the better for humanity.

Walesa: The Nature of Trump

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Trump is a Russian lackey, or exceptional leader that prevented a nuclear war.

In an interview for AFP, Lech Walesa was unsure whether Trump is a betrayer of the Ukrainian cause or a wise man that is buying Europe time to prepare itself for war with Russia. He is goading Europe into spending extra on defense. 😆👌

Trump is either a traitor or a genius. A savior of Europe from its own lethargy and bad management.

With the Hormuz strait closed, the Indians are buying Russian oil, and Trump has no choice but to allow them for the time being. The winner here is US because now the Americans will supply Europe, and the high price will cover the costs of American shale producers. 😆👌

Congratulations Europe, you played yourself.

People are Vandalizing Cardboard Geran Drones

At the anniversary of full on Russian invasion into innocent Ukraine, Czech bugmen decided to create models of Russian Geran drones and present them at main squares of Czech cities.

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In Ústí nad Labem, the model broke in two over night last weekend. I can imagine some dudes coming home from a drinking session and practicing Karate 🥋 on it.

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There were also reports of the model being damaged in the South Bohemian town Tábor. But it was revealed that the model was damaged by children. 😆👌

His Ass Was Called Gulag

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He was called Gulag. An American defended Ukraine as a retribution for Russian jail.

Trevor Reed was convicted in Russia for attacking a policeman. After being released he volunteered to serve in the Ukrainian military. More than 1,000 Americans served in Ukrainian armed forces over the last four years.

Trevor has a new book out where he lays out his anabasis. 😆👌

Thank You Ukraine?

Yesterday, there were demonstrations commemorating the start of the Special Military Operation… 😆👌

The boomer is actually holding a piece of paper saying “Thank you, Ukraine”. Thank you for what? More expensive gas? 600k refugees? The worst security situation in Europe since WWII? Ukraine is getting fucked up, and that’s what we need to thank Ukraine for? For getting fucked up so we don’t have to. 😆👌

Putin vs Pavel

The Czech president, Petr Pavel had such a biased election campaign, you immediately felt that some serious forces are behind him. The journalists were writing hagiographies as if he was Kim of Korea. I still remember this vividly and will never forget this. These journalists are all paid shills. Journalism is notoriously unprofitable and it relies on oligarch money.

An iDnes reporter went for a walk with the president. When the group headed by Petr Pavel appeared before the horse pen, the animals came to great him. As if they suspected how rare this visit is, the reporter has described.

When Putin is posing with horses, 🐎 it is immediately dismissed as cult of personality propaganda by an authoritarian ruler. But little it is assumed that Kim ir-Sen levels of adoration can develop in a democratic country. I have not seen a more biased pre-election campaign that the last presidential elections, EU accession referendum was probably worst.

Przewalski horses greeted the president and the passerbys invited him for a beer. 🍻

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Czechs Love Emmanuel Macron

The Czechs trust Macron, don’t trust Putin.😆👌

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This poll leaves many Czechs bewildered but if I didn’t know the average Czechs normie and didn’t see similar polls in the past, I would consider this to be fake. But the Czechs really are this dumb. I am not sure anyone got the memo from the recent parliamentary elections but the results were very pozzed and we are lucky 🍀 we got the government we have.