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I woke up to this on my phone…

Something strange is happening with this site since late last year. I have been getting much more traffic than usual. The traffic counter is completely broken. For several years I was getting a steady low traffic and suddenly I have this on the screen. LMAO 🤣 Bots 🤖 probably. I have literally got more views this year than I got over the entire last year and I don’t see where the traffic is coming from. In the past, viral moments had a specific origin, people posted my links to online groups and forums, on Twitter etc.

A lot of traffic is from Bangladesh by the way. 😆👌

The Pope Broke

Does the Pontifex not understand this is a fight to the last Ukrainian?

Hiding it becomes ever harder
Launch the operation “Pope of Rome”
The Roman Pope has adopted Islam and will serve in the Akhmat battalion with the callsing SvinoreZ
The Communion of the Orthodox Church of Ukraine excommunicated the Pope
The Roman Pope called on Ukraine to raise the white flag, xoxols have hung the pope, and called it white flag.

Joe Rogan Drinks Piss

I have a reason to despise Bud Light. Budweis is the name of the local regional capital and the American Budweiser is using the name despite not being from Budweis. American Budweiser also tastes like shit and is not comparable to even the worst piss produced in this region…

I personally don’t care if they used Dylan Mulvaney in their branding. You should boycott that beer because it tastes like shit and usurps its name.

Winter is Coming Kukusiki

And you will all freeze. But don’t worry, your suffering will defeat Sauron, Voldemort, Putler, and all the mean baddies that threaten the globalist interests. You will be a hero, and will get a lollipop… in your arse. And if you are really good at supporting all the current things, you will be named the citizen of the year, and will receive a tour to Gay Pride in Berlin the next spring, where you can warm up.