Category: Russia

Porn Hub Sanctions Russians

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The PornHub’s Russian statement is more interesting than the English reverberation, here is a translation:

Hard Sanctions (Jakub Janda TM) Have Been Rolled Out: Pornhub has banned access to users from Russia, they now see a Ukrainian flag, and words of support for Ukraine.

Let them wank to the Russian military

Roskomnadzor has earlier banned access to PornHub and told the wankers to find themselves somebody in the real life. But if you watch too much porn, you will not enjoy sex with a normal girl. Also, porn features many perverted practices that you may not always enjoy in reality. You may just be better off not watching porn at all.

Shnur: Sobchak is an Old Horse With a Lot of Mileage

LMAO, Shnur is a savage but he too sucks…

Ksenia Sobchak has reacted in Instagram to the new song of Sergey Shnur “Shmarofon”, in which he called her an “old horse” with a “decent mileage” and is turning from a “mare” into a “nag”. Sobchak called Shnur a “debased alcoholic”, and likened his face to a “wrinkled arse”.

Ksenia Sobchak

Sergey Shnur:

So, I do not know what is actually worse, the purported alcoholism of Shnurov (aka Shnur) or the mileage of Sobchak?

Russian Bots to Deliver Food in Murica

Obama: “Russia does not make anything.” T’fuck you mean?

From Reuters:

Driverless robots will soon deliver food to students on college campuses in the United States after Russian tech giant Yandex (YNDX.O) and online food-ordering company GrubHub (GRUB.VI) agreed a multi-year partnership, Yandex said on Tuesday.

Sometimes described as Russia’s Google, Yandex offers a raft of services, from advertising and search to ride-hailing and food delivery. It began testing autonomous delivery robots in 2019 and already operates at some locations in central Moscow and in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Russia Feeds the World

Russia literally leads in the export of wheat. But look at Ukraine, it too is coming up. I love it when Ukraine makes money, produces shit, and is in any way successful. Once upon a time, Russia offered Ukraine a grain cartel, together, as united Russia, they could rule the World. Then like Maidan and other bullshit happened.

Hey Russia and Ukraine, I share your blood, and I say cut this shit and feed us….

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