Tragedy, Ukrainian Cinematography Will Be Defunded

Under Poroshenko, government money was thrown at commercially unsuccessful films, and now the party is coming to an end…

Mykola Kniazhytskyi, Member of Parliament from Poroshenko’s party, now called “European Solidarity” wrote on his Facebook page:

Today, at the meeting of the Committee for the Questions of Humanitarian and Information Policy, the politicians of the “Servant of the People” (Zelensky’s party) have voted to remove from the list of subjects that receive government support in the form of reimbursement of qualified expenses of Ukrainians. The state should in their opinion support foreign rather than Ukrainian producers. This evidently is against the Constitution, logic, international practice and the sentiment of the public. I am thankful to those that have not voted for such an anti-Ukrainian decision, and to those members of the ruling party that have voted for this absurdum but in their public appearances are questioning its validity. The danger of having a single majority is in that permissiveness shrouds sober thinking and can lead to numerous errors. Until they understand this, we will argue and prompt them politely.


The issue here is not so much that the new powers that be in Ukraine will defund but that the Ukrainian government pisses away millions of hryvnias for films that never made the money back. And this would not be the worst, Ukraine is a poor place and the people cannot afford to go to cinema very often, so the box office may not be successful with every film. The film performs a propaganda service, and should help promote the Ukrainian language in theory. But the question is whether the Ukrainian films are doing exactly this?



Above are the box offices of Ukrainian films last year. In red, the numbers indicate government support for the film. Let me quote some:

Codename “Banderas” is a film about the Donbass war, I call it “Pozyvnoy Pidoras”

It had a budget of 39.3 million HRN ($1.25 million USD), out of which 19,6 million HRN came from the government. It made 1,9 million HRN.

I was interested how much a ticket to see such a masterpiece costs in Kiev, and found out that it is 60 HRN.  If you divide 1 900 000/60 = 31 666,6667. Basically, hardly anyone saw this shit.

Secret Diary of Symon Petlyura is a historical film about a Ukrainian separatist leader in the early twentieth century.

It had a budget of 47.2 million HRN ($1.5 million USD) and it gained only 1.1 million HRN in the box office. If you do the math, you will notice that almost nobody went to see this.

I personally hold a history degree and was never a fan of historical dramas, I also understand that people may be reluctant to see films about a war in a country where a simmering conflict is still raging. But it is not true that films cannot be commercially successful in Ukraine.

Spoiled Wedding (going as Crazy Wedding) is a comedy where a Ukrainian girl studying in France falls in love with a Frenchman but there is an issue… he is black.

Funny though but not very original, can be watched here with subtitles. It had a budget 10.8 million HRN, that is much less than the other two films named, out of which 1.1 million came from the state, and it made 46 million HRN in the box office.

Os’ Bachite Yakiy Shedevr Mistec’tva ya Nashov

“Look what artistic masterpiece I found…”

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Aeneas was an agile lad… thanks to the gandfather for Aeneid

Turns out, this is the 250 of Kotliarevsky. If you don’t know, who that was, he was a Ukrainian noble of Cossack elder origins, who in late eighteenth century was the first to attempt writing plays in the vernacular of the Poltava region, which would later be developed into the Ukrainian language.

Hardly anything was written in the vernacular before Kotliarevsky and the vernacular was always considered low status. This is a perennial source of much of low self esteem among Ukrainians.

And this is why the first work in the vernacular was a piece of burlesque poetry named Aeneid: Rewritten in the Little Russian Language. Kotliarevsky actually first wrote a similar piece in Russian but thought it would be funny to render it in the language of the common folk.

American TV Series About Aggressive Animals are Using Images From the Euromaidan

These are images from the American TV series “ZOO”. Our Euromaidan, where dozens of people have died is being shown in an intro before each series. Since, our national flag is being used here, I think the Ministry of Foreign Affairs should react to this. It would be fair to file a lawsuit against the authors for moral damage to Ukrainians, and demand a 7 figure sum.


The most Quaint Thing the Ukrainian Parliamentary Election Shows?

The most important showing was the Donbass voting overwhelmingly for pro-Russian parties in contrast with the rest of Ukraine…

In Slavyansks, which saw the Russian World, has seen the gang of Strelkov-Girkin, and has seen the latter use civilians as a cover, when he fought with Ukrainian military… They have voted for Medvedchuk-Putin (Putin is the godfather of Medvedchuk’s daughter) and the Kremlin propagandist pedophile Shariy. 47th electoral district, Slavyansk.

The Donbass people don’t believe the Ukrainian propaganda about Russian aggression despite being the direct witnesses of it… This country never ceases to amaze me…

Putler on Ukrainian Identity and Russo-Ukrainian Integration

I watched this Russian report on Oliver Stone’s new movie about Ukraine, “Ukraine: the Untold Story”. It contains a segment in which Putin explains his position on Ukrainian identity and his vision for the integration of the two countries…

I translate:

“I actually think, [the Ukrainians and Russians] are a single people, with a common history,  religion, there are many connections between the people, that is [even] familial connections. Meanwhile, if a significant part of the people in Ukraine consider they need to underscore their identity, fight for this, nobody in Russia has anything against this. Neither am I against it. We are simply saying that because we have a lot in common, we can use it as our competitive edge, provided there are particular integration processes.”

Oliver Stone’s film was supposed to have been aired in Ukraine on the 112 TV channel. The building of the TV station was shot at from a mortar recently, and the airing pulled from the broadcast.

Vitaliy Portnikov says Ukraine was Created by the Bolsheviks

I watched the above video, it is in Russian, Vitaliy Portnikov, a public figure in Ukraine talks on BBC Russian. And this is part of what he said… 

Ukraine was not created by Ukrainians but by Bolsheviks, who created it in such a way that she may never become independent…

The implications of this are far reaching. Not to mention it does conform to some views I hold. Read my previous article here.

In the Carpathians, they are Building the Largest Tryzub in Ukraine and Perhaps in the World

The Tryzub is the national symbol of Ukraine featured in the coat of arms. Espresso reports:

On the Pertsy Plain in Yablunitsa, Ivano-Frankivsk region, they are building out of wood a unique, patriotic attraction. They want it to enter the Book of Records of Ukraine

It was reported on the Facebook page of the Pertsy Plain.

“Please friends, tell us how to enter the Book of Records of Ukraine. We are creating the largest Tryzub in Ukraine and perhaps in the World.” -it says in the post.

The construction works have already begun. The people are actively giving advice in the comments on how to register your entry in the Book of Records.

“We have records of larges tryzubs, therefore I can answer your question, if I knew what size the authors have in mind. In any case, I wish you successful completion of your idea,” -a representative of the Book of Records of Ukraine answered on Facebook.

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