This is an actual headline from German media…

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Russia’s army continues to rage in Ukraine, Putin’s lackeys are threatening the West with nuclear strikes. When will this finally end, the Germans are asking themselves?

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The AfD was also too lax for him. “We need someone like Putin, a real man with a hard hand, right?” He probably wanted to compliment me, a Russian. From my experience with members of the “service provider” profession, I know that taxi drivers and tradesmen often have radical political views, while hairdressers and bakers tend to be more liberal. If only Putin had become a taxi driver, we would have a few fewer problems, I thought, and tried diplomatically to steer the conversation towards heating.

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“Focus Online” has just quoted this Markow under the headline “Nuclear war possible at Christmas, Putin spokesperson threatens Biden after his missile decision.” Such threats are very annoying and steal the Europeans’ good mood. Is that what they’re supposed to do?

If Europeans want good mood, they should stop supporting Ukraine and normalize relations with Russia.

The German government and the EU have responded with incomprehensible blubbering. Some kind of understandable answer to these threats would be good, but our squashed government does not want to deal with this issue; it is much easier to argue about the legalization of cannabis than to take on the Russians.

Motherfucker you will need a lot of cannabis with what is coming for the economy of Europe.

But this game of poker is a one-way street, a player cannot raise endlessly, at some point his opponents will want to see the cards: what then? He cannot excuse himself with a charming smile and leave the table, he must show what he has been threatening to do all along, whether he wants to or not, that’s the rules of the game. I didn’t tell my heating specialist that, and I don’t want to spoil anyone’s mood here.

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Everything will be fine, reason will prevail, the wars will stop, and Russia will find its way back to the European path of development. It would be nice, but it would be a lie. The autocrats, despite all the current hopes raised by Syria , are still on the advance, Europe has lost the war in Ukraine and is now desperately looking for a somewhat acceptable surrender treaty.

I am not sure Syria was a victory for democracy.

The Ukrainian people, whose dignity has been violated, will not allow themselves to be frozen. And Russia will not rest either, especially since the leadership has made it unmistakably clear from the beginning that it is not interested in conquering a few bombed-out Ukrainian villages. No, it is about destroying the Western liberal alliance.

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The alliance of autocrats has made great progress in its crusade against the West. Our beautiful, climate-friendly European “cow” manages to lose every conflict and every negotiation without even being there; it wants to let all these wars go, saying they have nothing to do with us. But that’s not true. The renewed war in Syria will trigger a new wave of migration to us, and the one in Ukraine will certainly do so.

I don’t know if this bovine dweller in the European garden has noticed but our birthrates are dismal. So influx of refugees could put the reckoning off for few years.

And the alliance of villains is getting a big boost with the newly elected American president, and we can probably pack up the liberal democratic agenda of human rights, climate change mitigation, gender sensitivity and social justice as a concept of a better future. What remains instead is “quality of life”. This quality of life is talked about equally often and with equal enthusiasm in the Chinese dictatorship, in the feudal Emirates, in strictly capitalist America and in dictatorial Russia.

Human rights my friends always end with two men having anal sex, always.

The motto of the hour is: “Consume and keep your mouth shut.” People, locked up in a big chicken coop and ruled by autocrats, should be happy that they are fed regularly and should not ask any questions. Wars are gaining new legitimacy as an instrument of political action, because autocrats love simplicity.

There are those that wish Putin was more simple and didn’t try to solve the Ukrainian question with Minsk Accords. And there are many that fear Putin will stop short of dealing with the problem this time around. Just saying.