This is a satire, it is 2022, and I do not care how you feel….

Over thirty? Men play you? Hit the Wall? Achieved INFERTILITY? Baby daddy ran? Men run from you? Cats stink up the house?

TRY LOBOTOMY

It will remove all the problems. Mass lobotomization of leftover women will remove a lot of hate, feminism, cats. You know what I am thinking? The World will be a better place without those things, and you will still be there.

But what do we do with the children of single mothers? Child protective services are always here to help in the civilized West.

But these lobotomized women would need to be taken care of?

These men will take care of you:

America is ripe for a beta uprising…