Feral Hogs

I used to troll Ukrainian nationalists by saying that Ukraine’s economic and demographic decline will lead to a country of wild boars and feral hogs. And while, I may have been exaggerating, something that brings us closer to the ideal has happened in the Poltava Region…

In the village of Kizlovka, almost hundred of hogs have escaped from a local farm where they were allegedly held in unsatisfactory conditions. They are feeding on the produce of local fields, which is driving many locals to despair, since many rural Ukrainians depend on what they themselves grow. They can’t eat the pigs since they are the property of the farmer from whom they escaped. It is said they are hard to catch as they act aggressive towards humans, they became feral, and would defend their freedom…

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Myrotvorets Confirms Georgians Piss in the Wine

Ukraine’s premier shit list website run by the SBU (the secret service) confirms my fears. Hairy Georgians piss in the wine…

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WE SHALL REVEAL A SECRET TO RUSSIANS, Our friends in Georgia, already in 2016, have told us that they piss in the wine and borjomi that is exported to Russia. They say that it is so that the Russians better taste the flavour of Georgia. What they do with Georgian condiments we don’t even ask.

I believe that any self-respecting Russian should boycott Georgian products (Ukrainian products are prohibited in Russia already). And only lift that boycott when Georgian winemakers burn down the Rustavi 2 headquarters and lynch the employees of that station…

An Invitation to Visit a new Museum of Corruption on 22 April

I was looking for something interesting to post about the Ukrainian presidential election but I do not wish to cover the dirt slinging from either side. And besides, I do not feel very passionate about either of the candidates. But this is funny…

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Museum of Corruption of Petro Oleksiovich Poroshenko, Opening 22 April 2019, Free Entry

In the picture, Poroshenko’s residence