Tinder Needs More Pay Pigs

This is the development of the Match Group Inc. stock on NASDAQ in the last 5 years. As you can see it is way below its IPO…

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In order to drive up sales, Tinder is rolling out the Tinder select membership for $499 a month. Now let me say than anything priced 99 or .99 is a marketing optical scam that treats people as stupid. I never do this kind of pricing, my pricing is always rounded up.

I would suggest to any fool that thinks he can find love on dating websites to pay this 500 dollars membership for a month, and if you do not succeed to get a girlfriend or even a hook up in that time, just leave please. If you have some success, you can extend your membership another month but escort girls in Prague charge 400 euros, and they will suck your crusty balls dry.

I had moderate success on dating sites but I realized that the women I meet in person by just hanging out, and hook up with, look better than those I match with on dating sites. Dating sites are sausage feasts with men forming the majority of users and these mingers are spoiled for choice, this ain’t right. But then again, the girls normally do not need the dating sites, they can just walk up to a guy in gym, workplace, the church, or the bar and say: “Oh Hi!”

The entire relationships business is failing in the United States, I hear. Pew research have found that a large chunk of men, aged 30-49 are not even looking for a partner, 39%…

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Bridal companies are closing. Just searching Google produced cases of this in several countries…

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Another case from the US

Yet another one bites the dust in Murica

This is a story from Australia

Similarly, jewellery stores in Murica are in trouble because the marriage rates are at all time low, and the millennials have wisen up on the diamond trade, and no longer want these overpriced diamond rings. It was a brilliant feat of advertisement by DeBeers (read Rothschilds) to convince generations that they need to solidify their relationships with this scam…

I Think People Have Gotten The Whole Relationship Game Wrong

Guys, I feel like I am at a peak of my earning potential, i’m 39. This year I received a 3 year contract for work in local castle as a guide and in the depository. I was just translating a text about historical floors yesterday, this is totally my forte, I speak three languages, and am a history buff. I was elected into the municipal council, and I will finally be opening my airBNB apartment. My bank accounts are literally filling up, because I have large savings in the UK, together with my property portfolio in London. I am truly a late bloomer.

All I do is win!

However, women are only after my money and looks, my expensive Italian cloths. I meet these party girls that only want the coitus, and the cash. And you can’t wife that up. I know of two girls interested in me, and one of them is cute in the face but obese as a pig, and the other one is this timid girl that is not very pretty. And so I decided to save up for a surrogate mother. My last fling that still actually chases me, did not want any children, and she recently got tattoos everywhere, her daddy died last year.

Tattoos are a sign of low character, and I can’t make this girl into arm piece. Something ells me to done my best outfit and raid the clubs more of these arm pieces. I love nothing more than walking on the street with a girl that turns head, and makes both the and women envy me, I can also try going to clubs down and pull some party chicks for a smash and dash, this will be fun. Last time I did this was at the age of 16. Maybe I’ll also get a Tinder just for the fun of.

Really guys, a wife material is a woman that can cook, who will clean your crib, is not a party girl, is smart, respectful, and loyal. Good luck finding something like that. I’d rather bang some long legged blond bimbo with big tits.

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And here we come to the crucks of the problem. Monogamy, relationships, dating were made for a different time and are promoting the illusion of marriage and happily ever after. The World has changed, women eat hormones that prevent them getting pregnant. People no longer treat sex as something shameful, in fact the reverse.

Hook up culture is the natural state of the human species

The statistics (both from genetic research and from dating apps) show that women only pick a select few men, this leaves many blokes in the dust. Women would rather just fuck around, there are very few marriage oriented women, and marriage and cohabitation is risky. Women are very volatile. This has always been the case. I propose a getter system, where the women are simply ignored and they need to come into a man’s life with full package, is feminine, cooks, cleans, is family oriented.

But there are ways around it. Want an heir like me, contact s surrogate mother. The latter women have figured it out. Women of the past had like 16 or even more kids. So why not make money popping up kids? This will save me the trouble of dealing with women beyond smash and dash, and my wanting of heirs to my estate.

Modern confusions, and frustrations, need modern solutions.