Piggy 🐷 Wants a Holiday in Crimea

Our obese minister of foreign affairs, Jan Lipavský…

He needs to hit the gym to get some beach body. But he will get a dick and not Crimea…

Tank People

Images from Wagner’s uprising in Rostov are coming through. Unfortunately, Prigozhin played too much war, and has gone nuts. Oh well…

Which food, when you eat it, instantly transports you to childhood?

Shitty school cafeteria food in the Czech Republic. Nothing has changed, it probably became worse.

Yoda

Baby Yoda

Because apparently, baby Yoda from Disney Star Wars is better than the OG Cheburashka…

Who is your favorite historical figure?

I like Napoleon Bonaparte. He hailed from a backwater province and brought lasting changes to the European continent that even his opponents weren’t willing to undo.

We was first

We Czechs have a female defense minister, we are so cutting edge inclusive…

We were the first to deliver ammunition, tanks, armourded infantry vehicles, helicopters, howitzers and rocket artillery to Ukraine. Our swiftness and resolve was an example to others.
Jana Černochová, Minister of Defense

Weapon deliveries have been sold by the Czech government and related propagandists as a way to help Ukraine defeat Putin’s Russia. Similar shit was repeated by officials in the United States and other Western countries.

But really, any such help only means encouraging the Ukrainians to engage in a fight that they cannot win, and will prolong the agony of Ukraine by several months, perhaps a year or two, at the end of which lies the defeat of Ukraine. But the longer it takes, the more cost will be inflicted upon Ukraine. And if you think that the cost is worth it because the Ukrainians are giving Russia a black eye, you are an asshole my friend…

Russia That We Have Lost

I love these juxtaposed realities on memes. These memes are often very manipulative and lack deeper context needed to interpret them…

So, the above are some degenerates flying the American flag on the streets of Moscow in late nineties, a complete cargo cult. Little do they tell you Russia defaulted on its debts in 1998, which marked the end of the 1990s idealism and discredited the pro-Western course. Granted, NATO expansion and the bombing of Yugoslavia contributed as well to the disillusion.

The Russia below represents self sufficiency, autonomy, confidence, and faith.

What countries do you want to visit?

I have literally been to so many places, there aren’t that many places that I am drawn to anymore. Maybe Atacama desert in Chile and Peru, Belize, Hawaii. I would like to maybe go for a holiday in the Caribbean in Winter, when this place is cold and gloomy. But otherwise, I just go to a spa in Italy at this point and that’s it.

What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

I like my dick size…