Match Group Stock Looks Like My Experience on Tinder

I know I am kinda repeating myself in this rant…

Dating sites have more than one problem. Why can’t we have a simple system, where you just log in, verify your profile, and are shown all the profiles in your area? If you don’t pay you will get adds for get rich quick schemes and penis enlargement pills. Why do we need this gamified system that only makes you spend money and never getting anywhere? Well, in my opinion, if you are not Chad, don’t even bother with dating sites. Matter of fact, if you are not a Chad living in a major urban area, (city over a million) don’t bother.

This is my last experience with Tinder. In May, I set up a profile, and within few days I discovered there ain’t any bitches there. Well, there are, the usual suspects. I even found my ex there. Good girls in this region are not on Tinder. You would have to be fucking crazy to start anything with those 304s. I have noticed a lot of women are there to just catch compliments from men, usually that post-wall leftover bitch after 30. They are basically wasting man’s time. I spent time texting with a single mom, until I realized what I am doing. I would rather be single forever than date a single mom.

I am not a woman, so I can only imagine how the experience is for the women. Generally, there are fewer women on these apps than men. So the women there get inundated with male attention. The women only choose from 5% of the top dogs on the site. They choose Chad. Chad is an asshole, he ghosts, he does not come on time to dates, he doesn’t care. Then the woman that dates Chad finds a Facebook page by the name “are we dating the same guy?” and she finds Chad there. She finds out Chad dates another 30 bitches in the area. 😆

Tinder Disqualifiers

Did you know that women only swipe right on 5% of top men on dating sites. You have no chance as an average guy…

But think of it this way, if bitches can be picky, why can’t you be a little bit picky as well? Swipe left on these bitches…

Tattoos, and piercing elsewhere than ear rings.

These “enhancements” signal stupidity and bad spending habits. I cannot see the bitch’s bank statement or credit rating but I know these meaningless doodles cost money. Why did you not buy assets with that money, bitch?

References to feminism, LGBT, Veganism or similar shit

I found my ex on Tinder, and she literally had photos from a queer club in Berlin she visited recently. We kind of talk to each other occasionally and she tells me shit. I met this girl naturally and she asked me to smash and I didn’t know anything about that queer shit, or whatever she was up to. I swiped left on her.

Single mothers and fatties…

Madres Solteras BTFO, you have your baby daddy, he probably still smashes. I personally get the same feelings about bitches that have large dogs as pets. I feel like being cucked by Fido. If the bitch doesn’t show her body, I assume she is fat, if she doesn’t show her face, could mean she is fugly.

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Those are like the biggest icks, I might be even more discerning. Some bitches are on Instagram and have their Insta handles in their profile bios. Honestly, these bitches on social media post racy pictures and have half of the Indian Subcontinent complimenting them. Alternatively, there is the sisterhood with their encouragements and silly suggestions.

My friend, you want none of that shit. Trust me!

Tinder Needs More Pay Pigs

This is the development of the Match Group Inc. stock on NASDAQ in the last 5 years. As you can see it is way below its IPO…

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In order to drive up sales, Tinder is rolling out the Tinder select membership for $499 a month. Now let me say than anything priced 99 or .99 is a marketing optical scam that treats people as stupid. I never do this kind of pricing, my pricing is always rounded up.

I would suggest to any fool that thinks he can find love on dating websites to pay this 500 dollars membership for a month, and if you do not succeed to get a girlfriend or even a hook up in that time, just leave please. If you have some success, you can extend your membership another month but escort girls in Prague charge 400 euros, and they will suck your crusty balls dry.

I had moderate success on dating sites but I realized that the women I meet in person by just hanging out, and hook up with, look better than those I match with on dating sites. Dating sites are sausage feasts with men forming the majority of users and these mingers are spoiled for choice, this ain’t right. But then again, the girls normally do not need the dating sites, they can just walk up to a guy in gym, workplace, the church, or the bar and say: “Oh Hi!”

The entire relationships business is failing in the United States, I hear. Pew research have found that a large chunk of men, aged 30-49 are not even looking for a partner, 39%…

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Bridal companies are closing. Just searching Google produced cases of this in several countries…

Another case from the US

Yet another one bites the dust in Murica

This is a story from Australia

Similarly, jewellery stores in Murica are in trouble because the marriage rates are at all time low, and the millennials have wisen up on the diamond trade, and no longer want these overpriced diamond rings. It was a brilliant feat of advertisement by DeBeers (read Rothschilds) to convince generations that they need to solidify their relationships with this scam…

Your Ass on Tinder

So, you are considering joining Tinder to find love?

If you are a girl reading this, take your shot. There are plenty of good, lonely men out there naive enough to think they have a chance. And they might have a chance to meet you, you will be spoiled for choice, don’t get lost in the selection process.

75% of Tinder users are men, although I read even more damning statistics. Women are very discriminatory on the site, they have to be.

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But if you are a man, unless you are a Top G, don’t bother with Tinder, you will hardly get any matches and you really are better off just finding yourself some social life, where you can meet and talk to women.

The 25% of female users are usually not the best selection from the female population. There is a small chance you can bump into a decent girl but usually the girls on Tinder are somehow damaged or low grade, and trust me, single mothers and leftover women after 30 are the least of your worry. A friend of mine is a good looking guy and he pulled a pornstar from there. Normal girls don’t need Tinder to find a mate.

There is also a category of women that go there only to catch compliments from simps. So don’t be surprised when they flake on you.

Confidence Boosting Procrastination?

A lot of them have relationships outside Tinder and are either just getting a boost from matches or in the worse case they are looking to cheat. In the latter case, they are not the kind of girl you are looking for anyway unless you are looking for a hook up.

In my opinion, no good girl should have a Tinder or Instagram on her phone, and her use of other social platforms should be minimal. What do you think they have these apps for, young man?

Confidence Boosting Procrastination?

So, I hear people of my generation (the Millennials) go to Tinder to boost their confidence. I quote from Bustle on why people go to Tinder:

To boost their self-esteem. LendEDU polled 9,761 current college students and found that 44 percent of them say they use Tinder for “confidence-boosting procrastination.” That actually tops the amount who say they’re just looking to hook up (22 percent) and those looking for a relationship (four percent).

Procrastination, swiping on Tinder definitely is, and if you are hoping to get a relationship out of it, think of the above percentages. In my region, the girls on Tinder are literally sluts, and most of the hot ones did porn, or are otherwise damaged. Only good for a quick bang. Actually any girl on Tinder is worth a quick one.

However, as for a confidence boost, this must be the ladies saying it. I personally had confidence damaged the last time I was on Tinder. The kind of chicks that were matching with me were rather busted. For some reason, I pull better outside Tinder. Women on the other hand will get validation from dozens of men, who like me swiped right on every “will do” broad they found.