Azov the Video Game

Not that I want to play anything associated with Azov, not even out of curiosity…

You will explore sites of Azov’s failure and humiliation. A game where you are bound to lose, unless they turn you into some kind of a Rambo that kills Russian orcs by the hundreds.

Oh shit it is that…

Orc Hunters, you can’t be serious…

The bearded goober above says he was held up in Mariupol behind enemy lines, among unwelcoming populace, subsisted on a diet of dogs and pigeons. This would be a good video game. Survival, escape New Mordor, surrounded by Vatniks, betrayed, smelling like shit, hungry…