Stubb and Zelensky

Did you know Finland is constantly voted the happiest nation by World Happiness Report? The report measures GDP per capita, social security, life expectancy, freedom of expression, and trust in the government. Finland scores high in these variables. It also has a high suicide rate, particularly among men, I bet high alcoholism, and it is an expensive place to live with a high tax rate. The social security is achieved by robbing the people of their salaries.

Scandinavia and Finland is a dark and depressing place, where nothing grows, and everything yummy needs to be imported. Following Russian intervention in Ukraine, Finland abandoned neutrality, and joined NATO. The captive elite in Helsinki did this to gaslight Russia. They also closed their border with Russia. They now have a shore in the South, and border with Sweden and Norway in the North. I wonder what this must do the prices.

Russophobia is very expensive. I hear Finland is experiencing not the best days economically. Number of people in Finland were making money off tourism. Tourism from Russia. Now that no Russian tourists are coming, there are ghost towns close to the border with Russia. Finnish economy is growing slow, transports through Finnish territory to Russia have ended. Finland sent billions in military help to Ukraine. They are de facto at war with Russia.

Luckily, Russia is not going to attack NATO, so Finland is safe from a hot war. For now…

Why Zelensky Doesn’t Wear a Suit?

So, Zelensky wears these outfits instead of formal attire. 😆 He says Churchill also didn’t wear a suit during the war. Zelensky is channeling some Churchill energy. Zelensky is Winston Churchill of our day. And Putin is Hitler. Zelensky is Frodo Baggins and Putin is Sauron. Zelensky is Harry Potter and Putin is Voldemort. 😆 Energy channeling, energy out of the anus.

Winston Churchill in the White House does not wear a suit because he is at war. The people are commenting that Churchill was an army officer. Zelensky is actually a draft dodger. And Zelensky does not wear a military uniform. 😆 He wears a t-shirt without a collar with an embroidered Tryzub, the national symbol of Ukraine. The Tryzub is likely what Prince Vladimir used to brand his slaves and cattle with. 😆

Zelensky will Run

The other day, I watched a panel discussion about marketing with Czech businessmen, and there was this guy, who claimed he created the Zelensky dakimakura. He said that he heard from the ladies that this Zelensky is so cool, and so he decided that Zelensky belongs in their bedrooms…

The achievements of Volodymyr Zelensky is starting a war with Russia, and condemning hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian people to their deaths. Another few millions have become refugees. And Zelensky will run. Vynichenko and Hrushevsky ran, Petlyura ran, Bandera ran, and Zelensky too will run. Maybe, Czech women can share the real Zelensky in bedrooms then.

By the way, the above is Budanov dakimakura.