Men Should not Watch the Barbie Movie

I am going to keep it simple. According to what is out there, the men in the Barbie movie are either simps, or perverts and predators. Now if you do not identify with being a simp, or being a perv, then I don’t know what exactly you are doing watching that caricature of masculinity?

In my opinion, you should give as little of your shekels to Hollywood if you are a self respecting man. Hollywood hates your ass. Do you identify with orbiting Ken, who is permanently in the Friendzone? Or do you identify with groping perverts on the Venice Beach? How can you tolerate this utter mockery of your own gender? Only modern women would laugh at such denigration of man.

Women are now using the Barbie movie as a litmus test in dating:

The articles go something like, “I took my husband to see the Barbie movie, and he liked it“ If your girlfriend likes the Barbie movie, be a Chad and dump her, there is plenty more fish in the sea. In 2016, the litmus test for insufferable Karens was if they disliked Donald Trump, in 2023 it is the Barbie movie, pink cancer that needs to be avoided like plague.