What’s the most delicious thing you’ve ever eaten?

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Write about your first crush.

There were few girls I attempted to date but they all dumped me. I lost virginity to a girl that wanted me at the age of 16, she must have been like 14.

What fears have you overcome and how?

For many years I had no desire to pursue women but these days I have had to drop my fears because I wanna fuck…

Who do you spend the most time with?

People at work…

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?

My name is very peasant and I am very satisfied with it.

Starlink Gets Savages Hooked on Porn and Social Media

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It got them fapping and doom scrolling…

Why do people that live in straw huts, with bones in their noses need the internet? Who thought this is a a good idea? Isn’t it enough that TikTok is frying the brains of kids in our late capitalist dystopia?

Describe your dream chocolate bar.

Chocolate is a symbol of European exploitation of Africa.

What are you good at?

I am literally good at the job I am doing. I get standing ovations for my performance.

What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable?

I don’t want it all…

Who would you like to talk to soon?

Some hoes…