Starlink Gets Savages Hooked on Porn and Social Media

It got them fapping and doom scrolling…

Why do people that live in straw huts, with bones in their noses need the internet? Who thought this is a a good idea? Isn’t it enough that TikTok is frying the brains of kids in our late capitalist dystopia?

Describe your dream chocolate bar.

Chocolate is a symbol of European exploitation of Africa.

What are you good at?

I am literally good at the job I am doing. I get standing ovations for my performance.

What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable?

I don’t want it all…

Who would you like to talk to soon?

Some hoes…

What personal belongings do you hold most dear?

I have my books, I need them…

What is the legacy you want to leave behind?

When I write my book, I want this to remain after me. Any assets I have will be stolen through inheritance tax.

How do you feel about cold weather?

I personally prefer warm weather. But nature needs winter.