Tinder Needs More Pay Pigs

This is the development of the Match Group Inc. stock on NASDAQ in the last 5 years. As you can see it is way below its IPO…

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In order to drive up sales, Tinder is rolling out the Tinder select membership for $499 a month. Now let me say than anything priced 99 or .99 is a marketing optical scam that treats people as stupid. I never do this kind of pricing, my pricing is always rounded up.

I would suggest to any fool that thinks he can find love on dating websites to pay this 500 dollars membership for a month, and if you do not succeed to get a girlfriend or even a hook up in that time, just leave please. If you have some success, you can extend your membership another month but escort girls in Prague charge 400 euros, and they will suck your crusty balls dry.

I had moderate success on dating sites but I realized that the women I meet in person by just hanging out, and hook up with, look better than those I match with on dating sites. Dating sites are sausage feasts with men forming the majority of users and these mingers are spoiled for choice, this ain’t right. But then again, the girls normally do not need the dating sites, they can just walk up to a guy in gym, workplace, the church, or the bar and say: “Oh Hi!”

The entire relationships business is failing in the United States, I hear. Pew research have found that a large chunk of men, aged 30-49 are not even looking for a partner, 39%…

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Bridal companies are closing. Just searching Google produced cases of this in several countries…

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Another case from the US

Yet another one bites the dust in Murica

This is a story from Australia

Similarly, jewellery stores in Murica are in trouble because the marriage rates are at all time low, and the millennials have wisen up on the diamond trade, and no longer want these overpriced diamond rings. It was a brilliant feat of advertisement by DeBeers (read Rothschilds) to convince generations that they need to solidify their relationships with this scam…

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