Logan Paul to Marry a Hoe

Logan Paul is a dickhead, he scammed people in some crypto rug pull scheme, and supported BLM rioters. I do not follow any of his shit, I have a too high IQ for that…

But the issue of his fiancé, Nina Agdal intrigued me. This is because this whole engagement breaks many of the rules in my book. You don’t give the ring to promiscuous girls after the age of 30, which is the case of Nina Agdal.

The internet is abuzz with people collecting information on how many men Nina has been with and somebody has counted like 57. Logan’s crew is known for dating hoes and pornstars and simp for them, so he is probably not feeling any pressure there but the internet is not his crew, they are much more red pilled on what is going on.

What pisses me off is that men have little standards these days, and would simp for a used up hoe when she decides to settle down. Logan Paul says she made him wait for sex. I wonder, did she make di Caprio wait for sex? Simps think that if a used up, 30 year old town bicycle makes you wait, she is training you for long term commitment. Why do guys allow themselves to be trained like a puppy?

If she makes you wait, know my son, there is a man in her past that smashed on the first date. The older she is, the worst this looks. Promiscuous hoes don’t deserve a fat ring (I heard Longan’s ring cost several hundred of thousands), they deserve my ABC programme for used up party girls. Antidepressants, boxed wine, and cats. Only this way can we uphold the cosmic balance but Captain Save-a-hoe and Ser Simp-a-lot fuck it up.