We Will Eat Ze Bugs. And Why Russia is Better

For a while now, a major bank here in the Czech Republic ran a advert on YouTube, which said:

Thank you for trying to push through sustainable cuisine, even though it is a rather large morsel, grasshoppers please!

They later cut out the bit about grasshoppers. This was presented as a future. Grasshoppers muthafucka.

In 2016, Russia became a net exporter of food. Real food like grain and meat. The Russians may just as well grow grasshoppers now, and feed the Europeans with it. After all, the Czechs send snails to France.