Pray to the gods that Hollywood may never touch your favourite franchise…

We are in the midst of the worst economic crisis of our lives, and what do HBO and Amazon come up with? Two rip offs parasitically feeding on the carcass of two fantasy worlds, Middlearth and Westeros.

I guess it wasn’t enough that the Star Wars sequels sucked a nasty unwashed schlong with Mary Sue character in the leading role, and nerdy looking neurotic villain, it wasn’t enough that the Game of Thrones series became unwatchable the minute it distanced itself from the book material it was initially based on, it wasn’t enough that BBC cast a black woman as Anne Boleyn. Muthafucka we need to fuck with the public even more.

Now we have black non-binary elves, and a strong female lead again. Rings of Power can kiss my white ass, and HBO Max can be glad I did not withdraw my subscription yet. This shit is The Gremlins level of writing. Max out the message of inclusion and strong women, however at least The Gremlins did not feed off on the carcass of established franchises.

This winter, while you freeze in your homes, read a book…