Tag: dailyprompt

What is your career plan?

I don’t have a career, I have a job. And besides the job I have other incomes. My plan is to invest the money I make over time, and then draw on that money later.

Do you vote in political elections?

I do, and I am also an elected representative on the municipal council.

What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?

I don’t like humans, and like to stay at home with my books.

What are your favorite emojis?

😂🐷🏳️‍🌈🦤🍆🐗

Describe a risk you took that you do not regret.

I invest in stonks…

What animals make the best/worst pets?

Dogs are the best, cats are the worst…

What job would you do for free?

No job, jobs for free are a waste of time, and exploitative.

How has technology changed your job?

My job does not adopt new technologies and the work remains the same as it has been in late nineteenth century. Only in the twentieth century we had walkie talkies, and now we have mobile phones.

What was the best compliment you’ve received?

Your cock is big and good…

How would you rate your confidence level?

Very confident