When do you feel most productive?
In the morning…
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How do you use social media?
To troll the fuck out of people.
What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?
Full bank account, full bank account, full bank account, full bank account, full bank account…
What Olympic sports do you enjoy watching the most?
None…
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?
I wash my balls and go to work…
What colleges have you attended?
School of Oriental and African Studies
How have your political views changed over time?
I went from Libertarian to admiring Lee Kwan Yew and Stalin.
How are you creative?
I am currently writing a book.
Have you ever performed on stage or given a speech?
I work as a tour guide and sometimes have to speak to a group of around 50 people.
If you could meet a historical figure, who would it be and why?
Napoleon
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