dailyprompt – Page 17 – Insomniac Resurrected

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?

I wash my balls and go to work…

What colleges have you attended?

School of Oriental and African Studies

How have your political views changed over time?

I went from Libertarian to admiring Lee Kwan Yew and Stalin.

How are you creative?

I am currently writing a book.

Have you ever performed on stage or given a speech?

I work as a tour guide and sometimes have to speak to a group of around 50 people.

If you could meet a historical figure, who would it be and why?

Napoleon

What’s your favorite month of the year? Why?

September, fewer tourists, no pollen in the air…

What is your favorite place to go in your city?

Home

What food would you say is your specialty?

I like Sander fish.

If you had a million dollars to give away, who would you give it to?

To myself.