What are your daily habits?
Wake up, wash my balls, go to work, be at work until five, go home, have dinner, work on my book, go to sleep… repeat.
What are your daily habits?
Wake up, wash my balls, go to work, be at work until five, go home, have dinner, work on my book, go to sleep… repeat.
Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle?
I sort out plastic. But I hear that is not what it appears to be. I plant trees, I literally have a mini forest around my home, and the trees provide me with firewood. Although, I heat my home with gas mostly. At work I sort out aluminum cans. Is any of that sustainable?
I don’t want to get solar panels because I do not trust the effectiveness of the latter and live next to a massive nuclear power plant. I would invest in so called renewables if I knew I could extract rent from that investment. Basically you have your own personal electric power plant and feed the grid with your electricity, where is the money? I have never seen a scheme like this so I let this shit pass. I might get somebody more technical and ask him if it is feasible to do a renewable powered crypto mining operation.
What’s the most delicious thing you’ve ever eaten?
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Write about your first crush.
There were few girls I attempted to date but they all dumped me. I lost virginity to a girl that wanted me at the age of 16, she must have been like 14.
What fears have you overcome and how?
For many years I had no desire to pursue women but these days I have had to drop my fears because I wanna fuck…
Who do you spend the most time with?
People at work…
If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?
My name is very peasant and I am very satisfied with it.

It got them fapping and doom scrolling…

Why do people that live in straw huts, with bones in their noses need the internet? Who thought this is a a good idea? Isn’t it enough that TikTok is frying the brains of kids in our late capitalist dystopia?

Describe your dream chocolate bar.
Chocolate is a symbol of European exploitation of Africa.
What are you good at?
I am literally good at the job I am doing. I get standing ovations for my performance.