It got them fapping and doom scrolling…
Why do people that live in straw huts, with bones in their noses need the internet? Who thought this is a a good idea? Isn’t it enough that TikTok is frying the brains of kids in our late capitalist dystopia?
Describe your dream chocolate bar.
Chocolate is a symbol of European exploitation of Africa.
What are you good at?
I am literally good at the job I am doing. I get standing ovations for my performance.
What does “having it all” mean to you? Is it attainable?
I don’t want it all…
Who would you like to talk to soon?
Some hoes…
What personal belongings do you hold most dear?
I have my books, I need them…
What is the legacy you want to leave behind?
When I write my book, I want this to remain after me. Any assets I have will be stolen through inheritance tax.
How do you feel about cold weather?
I personally prefer warm weather. But nature needs winter.
How do you balance work and home life?
I don’t…
What sacrifices have you made in life?
I broke relations with most of my family beyond few most immediate members.
Insomniac Resurrected 