Cirilla Has Hit the Wall

CD Projekt Red wants to go with the times. They want a female boss babe Mary Sue protagonist. They don’t have to go far, Gen X simps, fat nerds like Sapkowski and G.R.R Martin, usually write those into their books. They have these fantasies from a lack of quality pussy in their lives.

Mothefucka, I wanna play as a badass mutant hunk, who smashes hot sorceresses. What is this shit? Matter of fact, why don’t you give the players a choice. Two different playthroughs, two experiences. Female and male? These days. I cannot buy games without seeing the gameplay, without seeing people playing it, people enjoying it, people showing cool experience online.

As I get older, I have other interests and I don’t play games that much, so it better be good…