So, I discovered these photos on the internet…

Victor Noir was some dickhead that challenged Prince Pierre Bonaparte to a duel and was shot in an altercation. Then the Bonapartist regime was overthrown, after Franco-Prussian War, and Victor as an opponent of the regime was laid to rest at Père Lachaise cemetery, and a monument was constructed.

In the current year, sluts ride the bulge in his crotch. They have polished the bronze with their twats. They also seem to sit on his face.