I saw a t-shirt with the famous meme: Russian Warship,, Go Fuck Yourself” on Amazon. I decided to buy it for a big cruise on the high seas that I am going to, where Russian warships aren’t rare. And so they sent me that.

For some reason the title is translated into English. And it is impossible to wear such a t-shirt in a polite society (the cruise is American). I can’t possibly wear this! I would appear as a crazy Putinist, who is proud of his warship, and he threatens everyone around him. Russian warship: “Go fuck yourself!”

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GO FUCK YOURSELVES!